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A modern-country style tea towel, printed with a funny phrase, for those of us who maybe aren't the next Jamie Oliver in the kitchen!


Part of the Cow Parsley Living 'kitchen truths' collection. This kitchen linen is the perfect home accessory and looks gorgeous hanging up in your kitchen as a decorative item.


Phrase: Many people have eaten my food & have gone on to lead relatively normal lives.



  • The tea towel is 100% cotton and super soft.
  • An original Cow Parsley Living design.
  • Size: 35cm x 52cm
  • With hanging loop


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Kitchen tea towel - humorous phrase

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